As a mitochondria-first practitioner, drainage is my TOP tool.
It's my number 1 non-negotiable.
My playing field leveler, foundation builder, reliable default toolset.
I teach it to everyone who walks through my door, and I teach it to them first.
It kicks off the detox journey and moves through every step with us.
And for some?
It's all you'll need.
That's because:
"Open drains create healthy terrain."
"But what even is drainage?"
Hint: it's your body's trash bags, garbage bins, and dump truck ;-).
Get a sneak peek of module 1 below. ↓
Over the past 3 years, I've helped over 1,200+ people expand the foods they eat using simple drainage strategy.
This strategy take less than 10 minutes a day to implement, even if you're not a professional bio-hacker.
Even better!?
I also discovered how to quickly build progress by moving from bottom-to-top of the drainage funnel.
4-steps, zero fallout, more resilience.
Our drainage approach requires NO:
❌ NO elaborate elimination diets
❌ NO $1000 lab tests
❌ NO 30+ supplement stacks
❌ NO fronting thousands of dollars to a practitioner
❌ NO 5 hours of daily bio-hacking
❌ NO outdated gut therapies like glutamine and oregano oil
❌ NO getting stuck in the feel-better-feel-worse loop
❌ NO PhD required!
Instead, here's how our proven drainage system works:
STEP 1: Support your funnel from bottom-to-top with our signature four-step B-Fourmula.
STEP 2: Personalize any extra help with our drainage player assessments.
STEP 3: Implement needed "solution kits" according to your assessment results.
So simple right?
We did all the heavy lifting to figure this out — all you have to do is deploy my system.
What's included?
✅ my 4-step B-Fourmula system for getting rid of thousands of toxins every day (nothing held back!) ($397 value)
✅ Detox Therapy Tutorials shown in a step-by-step tutorial style ($227 value)
✅ my actual Symptom Questionaires from my private practice to pinpoint where your bottlenecks are ($297 value)
✅ a detailed and thorough meet-and-greet of each drainage player, so you understand exactly how it works ($597 value)
✅ my secret hacks to getting jaw-droppingly perfect poos in the Constipation Kit + 5 other amazing solution kits ($797 value)
✅ my Supplement Guides with notes for special popualtions (this can be the trickiest part to figure out on your own!) ($497 value)
✅ our exclusive free Lifestyle Strategies that you can implement right away, even if you don't have a big budget ($197 value)
✨ [bonus] Nebulizing for Deeper Detox: our secret way of getting therapeutics into the respiratory system and boosting how deep ingredients can get into the cells ($297 value)
✨ [bonus] Probiotic Prowess: a step-by-step masterclass of our exclusive methods to use probiotics for detox *so many people get this wrong* ($397 value)
PLUS meal plans, checklists, cheat sheets and more!
6 deadly symptoms of a body that desperately needs drainage support:
👎 You're chronically constipated and don't respond well to laxatives.
👎 You can't sweat, even if you're in a literal sauna, and the heat makes you feel ill.
👎 You have mysterious skin breakouts that appear out of nowhere.
👎 Your body is SOOOO sensitive, you react to everything.
👎 Your lipids and liver markers aren't quite normal.
👎 You're exhausted, you think you might have CFS, Myalgia, or adrenal fatigue.
Chances are, it's well past time for you to take a good look at your drainage funnel, and give it the support it desperately needs.
"Lucy, I'm already doing a lot to manage my health. Can I really add drainage without getting overwhelmed?"
Great question!
If you’re like most of my students, you are already working really hard to grow your health.
But you’ve also probably noticed how I'm always talking about "micro-tweaks" and emphasizing health minimalism.
Chances are, you’ve wondered how much easier things would feel if you could take a more direct approach to your healing, that would only boost the impact of everything you're already doing.
When you realize that people are expanding their resilience from leveraging simple "tweaks", you start to see that drainage might be the missing piece.
You probably love the idea of tackling your problem at the source and with less effort -- this is the whole idea of root cause medicine.
And root cause medicine? It aways starts with drainage.
You can trust that the way I teach things will always make it easier for you, not harder. ♥
Wondering if Funnel Flush will work for you?
Here's how Funnel Flush has helped past students...
Students consistently tell us that not only are the methods inside of Funnel Flush effective... they're also fun.
After 30 days, food, freedom, and travel are more available to our students.
Even those who tend to react to cleansing, or who have stubborn infection issues see sensitivities slashed and BIG movement in their microbe presences with Funnel Flush.
And when we open the elimination pathways, we also begin to address the root of stubborn skin and fatigue issues.
Whether food sensitivity, gut stress, skin issues, or low energy, the drainage system inside of Funnel Flush can help.
Who is this for?
Constipated
Can't get the bowels moving? We've got to regulate your nervous system and let go of harmful crutches.
Bile Issues
No gallbladder? Gallstones? Can't digest your fat? The B-Fourmula will take care of that.
Chronic Infections
Why do microbes love your tissue? Follow-up: why do vermin hang out in trashcans? We've got to address the toxins before we address the critters.
Hyper-Sensitive
When you react to everything your toxin bucket is full. Starting to empty it with the Flush Your Funnel method will easily breed more resilience.
Here's why everyone with chronic sensitivity needs to be thinking about their drainage health...
(even if you've never done any detox before)
Got questions? I've got answers!
When does Funnel Flush© start?
What if I struggle with "X condition"? Will Funnel Flush© help me?
What if I'm on medication?
Will the program take me all the way through the Mitochondria Map?
I’m pretty busy, will I have time for this?
How much will I need to spend on supplements, etc.?
I don't live in the US, can I still join?
More questions? Send them to [email protected]!
